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"Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."
the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)

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Jul 29th, 2014

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

(Source: lohnerism, via humorstop)

Jul 29th, 2014
Jul 29th, 2014

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

(via bootyexpress)

Jul 29th, 2014

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Jul 29th, 2014
okaybro:

me sexting

okaybro:

me sexting

(via susanboylevevo)

Jul 29th, 2014

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

(via whjat)

Jul 29th, 2014
Jul 29th, 2014
surprisebitch:

me

surprisebitch:

me

(Source: canadiance, via heyfunniest)

Jul 29th, 2014

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Jul 29th, 2014

poopflow:

james franco look like one of those sweaty stoners that shows up to class late every day and is like “you got another pencil i can use bruh” and he never gives them back what does he do with all those pencils

(via laughcentre)

Jul 29th, 2014

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Jul 29th, 2014
maryamkhawaja:

idle-handss:

Y’all don’t understand how much joy this post brings me.

hummustoothpaste LOOL this is for you

maryamkhawaja:

idle-handss:

Y’all don’t understand how much joy this post brings me.

hummustoothpaste LOOL this is for you

(Source: philosofiaaa)

Jul 29th, 2014

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Jul 29th, 2014
humoristics:

How Flappy Bird ends

humoristics:

How Flappy Bird ends

(via humoristics)

Jul 29th, 2014