May 2012
possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first... →
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People can walk but not handsanitizers Because handsanitizers don’t have legs
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Hey There Mr. Grumpy Gills →
if i was your boyfriend i’d never let you go
I can take you places you ain’t never been before
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laughter is the best medicine →
what if you jacked off onto some soil and then some humans started sprouting
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Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: Ha Me: Hahahaha Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Me: HAHA THAT’S A GOOD ONE. Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD Me: Hahaha Me: Haaa…. Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one. Me: No, no I am not.
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When you walk into a store and one of your... →
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When that one kid reminds the teacher you had... →
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pretty girl: i’d rather be called beautiful than hot me: i’ll take what i can get
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